The 10 commandments of the new "global warming" religion are:
1. Thou shalt do as I say not as I do.
2. Thou dost not have to actually make any changes to your lifestyle as long as you pay for "carbon credits" to appease your guilty conscious.
3. Thou shalt change all incandescent light bulbs to, mercury filled, compact fluorescent bulbs.
4. Thou shalt unplug your toaster when not in use.
5. Thou shalt not drive large SUV's.
6. Thou shalt not use any facts to defend your beliefs, blind faith in shoddy science is sufficient.
7. Thou shalt scorn and ridicule all unbelievers for they are of the devil.
8. Thou shalt use "kids and grandkids" as an excuse for your conversion to the new religion despite not actually having kids and despising people who do have kids.
9. Thou shalt worship Al Gore as the Messiah, he is the chosen son, and despite not having any education on the matter he is not to be questioned.
10. Thou shalt have no other God's before me. Until next week when global warming is no longer en vogue and you have all lost interest in the cause.
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There are so many similarities between the cult of global warming (or "climate change") and medieval Western Christianity that it is almost shocking.
1. Heresy is not permitted - simply questioning the given belief system is tantamount to being labelled a heathen or "climate change denier".
2. It's leaders have little to no actual knowledge of the field, acting like some power-hungry bishops of old who knew little of theology.
3. Blind faith trumps reason.
4. Carbon credits are the new indulgences to absolve us from the sin of polluting.
Man, there are so many similarities that Dan Brown should write a novel on it... The Suzuki Code anyone?
Funny that you mention that. I had the exact same thought. It is nothing more than a fanatical religion.
"The Suzuki Code" - I like it!
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