Thursday, March 01, 2007

It's the aliens stupid!

Why didn't I think of that, it makes perfect sense. Apparently, aliens hold the key to combating global warming. Paul Hellyer, a former Canadian defense minister, is demanding that governments turn over all of their data on aliens so that we can use the alien intelligence to eliminate our emissions. It makes perfect sense. Aliens would have to have superior technology given the great distances that they must travel to get to earth.

Come on all you governments hand over the aliens so we can get to the bottom of this global warming thing, before it kills us all!

P.S.
In his defense (because he definitely needs one) he is 83 so this could be dimmensia speaking.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You should HEAR some of the ludicrous crap our current public safety minister and his boss believe in. Compared to belief in an advanced species - which is at least physically possible - their beliefs are positively BATTY. And get this: they're at least 20 years Hellyer's junior.