Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The honeymoon is over

It appears that the honeymoon between Barack Obama and the rest of the world may be coming to an end. Al-Qaida's #2 (who prides himself on his impersonation of Dr. Evil's #2) had some rather unkind things to say to Barack and to America.

"In al-Qaida's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahri also called the president-elect—along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice—"house negroes. Speaking in Arabic, al-Zawahri uses the term "abeed al-beit," which literally translates as "house slaves." But al-Qaida supplied English subtitles of his speech that included the translation as "house negroes.""

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"America has put on a new face, but its heart full of hate, mind drowning in greed, and spirit which spreads evil, murder, repression and despotism continue to be the same as always," the deputy of al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden said." (Click here for the article.)

I can't wait for Barack to stick it to this guy by sitting down and chatting with him over coffee, without preconditions of course. I am sure that once Barack has a chance to talk to #2 he will understand that we just want to be friends and all get along. I will feel much safer then.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will Dr. Evil #2 let Obama finish his coffee before he chops his head off and then feeds the body to his sharks with mounted lazer beams?

MOO-HOO-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Anonymous said...

LOL